(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via laughingnancy)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via laughingnancy)
(Source: nekorinbu, via bronzed-blonde)
- Me on my wedding day: is there wifi in this hall
(Source: youareabetch, via chaystar)
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(via dreamincolour)
- having a friend sleep over when you were 10: omfg lets stay up until 4 am and prank call people and watch movies and gossip about everyone from our school and go on a sugar high omfg we're so cool
- having a friend sleep over when you're 16: shut the fuck up cunt i'm trying to sleep if i hear you breathe one more time i will fucking end your existence seriously do you want to fucking sleep outside
